Why did the body of water think so much?
Why didn't the melons get married?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
Why are skeletons so calm?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
How do you send a message in the forest?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?