Why don't eggs tell jokes?
How do you spot a modern spider?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
What sport do horses love to play?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
Where do mermaids see movies?
What kind of store would a dog own?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?