What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
What animal loves Indian food?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
Why did the computer run out of money?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
When should you start writing a book?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
What animal has more lives than a cat?