What did the biologist wear on his big date?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
Where do goldfish go camping?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
Families are like fudge.
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
Did you know about April 1st?
What did one plate say to the other?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
Why do cats give such great massages?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?