Why do librarians never make plans?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
Why do all the planets get along?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
What is another term for the price of gas?
What animal loves a baseball game?
Why did the body of water think so much?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?