What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
Why did the cow cross the road?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What fish only swims at night?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
Why did the frog have a long face?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?