Why is winter considered holy?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
Where do polar bears vote?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
What do you call a tired tree?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
Why do hogs play so much football?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?