Where do polar bears vote?
The North Poll.
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
Why did electricity win the race?
Why do vampires always look sick?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
What do ducks get after they eat?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?