Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
Because it's holy.
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
What animal should you never play poker with?
What animal loves a baseball game?
We had a discussion about roses.
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
Where do cats go on vacation?
Where do polar bears store their money?
What do you call a tired tree?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?