Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
What is a spider's favorite book?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
Which celebrity always frowns?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
What did one plate say to the other?