How do you get rid of a killer bee?
How do you get straight A's?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
What kind of computers do horses use?
Why did the tomato turn red?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?