How do you get straight A's?
By using a ruler.
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
What car can you only see twice a year?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
What math figure is also in the band?