What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
He was disqualified from the limbo contest.
What do you call bears with no ears?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
Which state is the cleanest?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
What is a cow's dream job?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
It's Crowded!
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
Where are average things manufactured?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?