How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
How do you compliment a cat?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
What do naked fish play with?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
Why are cowboys always religious?
What do you call bears with no ears?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
What do trees wear to the lake?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?