You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
They just pick things up as they go along.
Why are skeletons always hungry?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
How do you grill cheese?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
What did the bee say to the flower?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
My brother is my partner in crime.
What's a bear's favorite movie?
Did you know that felines don't bite?