What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
The museum curator needed a break.
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?