Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
Where do kittens go to school?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
How long do chickens work?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
What did the calf play in the school band?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?