Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
How is life like toilet paper?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
Why was the storm actually calm?
Why do trees hate going to school?