Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
Why do bees buzz?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What car always breaks the rules?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?