What shape is bad at driving?
Why is a doctor always calm?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
What animal likes to party the most?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
What did the bee say to the flower?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?