What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
It does a Lay's™-up.
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
Why are all priests fit?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
Why do fish live in salt water?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
What do you call an insincere horse?
What bee is good for your health?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
What's the most popular Disney® movie with the Olympic® gymnastics team?
Why are stones so good at music?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?