Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
Which fly makes films?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
What do naked fish play with?
What do golfers drink on the green?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
