What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?