What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What do horses say to greet each other?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?