What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
Why did the barber win the race?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
How does dinner smell?
Why did the fish blush?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
Which family member is always relieved?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?