What type of cake never comes with frosting?
A crab cake.
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
Why did the elk have great hair?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
What do you call a handsome runner?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
What do you call a tired tree?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
How do baseball players always stay cool?