What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
Why did the tomato turn red?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
When should you start writing a book?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?