What does a queen bee do when she burps?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
Why do kids love theater classes?
Where does a camper keep his money?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
What sport are eggs the best at?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
What do you call an arctic cow?
What sport can waiters play really well?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
What do cows like to dance to?
How does a taco bless the table?