What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
What animal loves Indian food?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
How do you make a bandstand?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
How is life like toilet paper?