Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
What birds always travel in twos?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
What did the snake name his daughter?
Where do cats go on vacation?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?