Why was the artichoke so generous?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
How do automobiles fly?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What's a henway?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
Why did the duck cross the road?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
What bird helps you stay dry?