What bird helps you stay dry?
A t-owl.
What animals make the best students?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
Why is furniture so generous?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
How does a polar bear build a house?
What event do spiders love to attend?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
How does dinner smell?
What sound does a witch's car make?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?