What animals have the highest divorce rates?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
What's the politest month?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
What do you call a household of counselors?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?