What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
This candy bar is a real home run.
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
Where are average things manufactured?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
What do minions always put in their salads?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
What is the opposite of coffee?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
Where would you put an injured insect?