Why did the ice cream truck break down?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
How can you farm during the winter?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?