Why do some people love eating snails?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
What do fish use for glasses?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?