How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
Somebody took a corner back.
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
What do you call a singing rodent?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
What did the painter say to the wall?
What games do ants play with elephants?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
What vegetables do librarians like?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?