What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
Squash.
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
How do horses navigate at night?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
What do goats and moms have in common?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?