Why did the cloud date the fog?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
Why are English teachers so smart?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
What snacks always have the best tan?
Why did spring break up with winter?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?