What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
What shape is bad at driving?
Why are frogs always so happy?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
Why can you never find the number nine?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
Why do bees gossip?
What is blue and not heavy?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?