How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
Why are maps such great therapists?
What did the airline worker name her child?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
Why did the window need an aspirin?