What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
Find somebody else to do it.
What animal likes to party the most?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
Why did the cat start laughing?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
When is Dad's bedtime?
What game does chlorine never lose?