Why did the Easter egg hide?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
Why are skeletons so calm?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
Who invented fractions?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?