How does a witch play loud music?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
Why was the horse so happy?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
Why did the frog starve?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
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Why did the professor write on the window?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?