How do you send a message in the forest?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
Which singer could always break a five?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
What day is your mom always right?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
Do dads always snore?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
What do you eat on July 5th?
Why do runners watch so much TV?