What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
What is the coolest country?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?