Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
Where do polar bears store their money?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
What do you call hiking college students?
What do you call stolen cheese?
What do math teachers eat?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
Why are cause and effect so close?