Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
Because it has long-distance runners on each side.
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
Which big cat loves to drive?
Why did the cat start laughing?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
Why are turtles so shy?
Why do vampires always look sick?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
Why do fish live in salt water?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?