Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
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What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What does a dog say before eating?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
How do you make a bandstand?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
How is cat food sold?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
Where would you put an injured insect?
What's the holiest insect?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
What do jokesters study in college?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?