Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
Where do cats go on vacation?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
What vegetables make the best music?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
What famous scientist will try anything?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?